May 09, 2005

The End of the World is Near!!

I need no more proof that the world is close to the end than the reasons listed below:

1. There are planes, these are the 'iron birds' reference in Revelations.

2. Jennifer Garner is having Ben Affleck's baby (clearly the AntiChrist).

3. I am dating a guy who has a daughter with the same name that one of my close friends has chosen for her daughter... whoops!!

4. The potential King of England (Prince Harry) smokes pot and cheats on his school work. (Cause this has never happened before, maybe Bush should've tried this - he might've gotten better grades).

5. I am still unmarried.

Please, feel free to add your own...

Posted by 10lees at May 9, 2005 07:48 PM