March 14, 2009

Sarcastic News

If there is one thing I love, it's sarcastic news via The Onion. It always makes me laugh with it's hilarity, even if I just read the titles. But I have found the best thing ever - sarcastic horoscopes. Is there anything more funny than horoscopes? Now there is, check out these gems:

Cancer had its latest prediction all set to go, but then it found out about this cool new thing called Twitter, and well…you understand.

This week be sure to pray to St. Harold, the Patron Saint of Falling Down The Basement Stairs, Shattering Both Your Hips, And Laying Paralyzed Until Someone Gets Home.

A freak explosion aboard a Florida fishing boat leaves you with the proportional strength and speed of a red-bellied trout.

Your life will have a fairy tale ending. Unfortunately for you, it's the one with the three bears returning home.

I mean really, I find these more believable than the 'real' horoscopes. Now I get to read a horoscope each week that I can apply to my life... especially if I want to go to a Florida or have a fairy tale ending.

Posted by 10lees at March 14, 2009 04:42 PM

Very funny! I don't get the first one though. I think I could read it again - but why bother?

Thanks for the laugh! Love Mom

Posted by: bevy at March 15, 2009 02:09 PM
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