March 27, 2005

Age=Actual Age - Number of Pimples

I have this problem and I know I've complained before, but it's getting ridiculous! Apparently now I look younger than 19, this past week I have gotten no less that three comments about how young I look. I figure it must be related to the number of pimples I currently have. The sad thing being that I never had pimples until after I was 19 or 20. I mean I had them, but not lots of them or big ones.

All I want is to be asked out regularly by random guys at the grocery store. But NO, my number of pimples is apparently going to make them think I am 16 with an acne problem. When really I am 25 with an acne problem and very hard won wrinkles! I have wrinkles, I got my first one at 23 or so, I even remember which one it was... ahhh, such a wonderful day...

So I will be trying a new skin care regimen, as soon as I find one to try out. If anybody has any ideas please tell me. I have even started putting rubbing alcohol on my face - it really burns. And don't tell me to stop eating chocolate, that only affects my waistline. Though it might affect my skin if I melted it and smeared it all over my face... yum...

Has anybody seen any good movies recently? I watched Miss Congeality 2 (that's right she's congealing), it wasn't nearly as good as the first one and I woudn't recommend it. I still haven't seen Garden State, but that's more because I'm a complete cheapskate and have a hard time paying 4 bucks to rent a DVD.

Time to go eat my Easter dinner, long live Ishtar! Er... I mean God, you know since he's still living and everything...

Posted by 10lees at March 27, 2005 01:19 PM