June 21, 2004

Mastercard Commercial Pitch

So I am waiting, patiently, for my work to start so that I can do something exciting. Not that going to The Home Depot and blasting Jimmy Eat World on the way there isn't fun... it's just getting to be a little old. I did stop by 7-Eleven today for one of their world famous SLURPEES, I didn't get a brain freeze... though they do have a warning on the side of the cup. Which makes me think, what is this world coming to??

Driving around in 90F weather with your windows down sweating? $2.11/gallon of gas. Blasting Jimmy Eat World while cooling off with a Slurpee? $1.18. Picking up nails at the Home Depot and REFRAINING from telling the person helping you that you 'need to get nailed'? (oh it still makes me laugh) Priceless.

I am so happy about what happened today, I feel no reason to hide my glee at the fact that my annoying step-brother was given an eviction date from my mom. She said he has to be out of the house by August 1st. This means I will get his room I think and that will be nice!! The whole family can have more privacy and Roland could come visit and not have to sleep on a couch.

Buying a walkman so you don't have to listen to your annoying step-brother talk? $50.00. Cost of a dictionary so you can learn even more words which he won't know, like 'the'? $75.00. Having him kicked out 3 months after you move in? PRICELESS!!

Ok, I'll try to be more like a Christian.... it's not working, so before I libel any other people I have to go.

But before I do here's some Quiz Time v 2.0 !!

Posted by 10lees at June 21, 2004 05:51 PM